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30+ Crazy Bacon Products and Novelties

The internet has made a lot of strange things cool but nothing has become as cool as bacon. Bacon serves very little purpose outside of being delicious but it’s now taken on many different forms. If there is one thing the internet has done, it’s given people a voice and a platform to share their messages. It’s taken over the world and it’s not crazy saying that one day this country may elect a piece of bacon as President of the United States of America. For real, one day that could happen and I honestly believe it will. Jim Gaffigan went extreme and took the love of bacon to the extreme, in this video he explains his love of bacon and why it’s so great.

Typically, bacon was only sold as bacon but now-a-days you can have anything baconized. I am honestly surprised that I have not seen a bacon weave yet but I assume my thought process is just way ahead of the times. Below are a bunch of random bacon products for you everyday life. I also assume there would be many more cannibals if humans tasted as good as a smoked pig marinated in a maple syrup. Damn it, now I am hungry…..

From survival bacon to bacon popcorn, with these items you can achieve a lifestyle which only consists of bacon and bacon. Bacon.

Tactical Can of Bacon

Mints

Earrings

Board Game

Finger Nails

Popcorn

Lube

Tuxedo

Lunchbox

Diet Coke

Air-freshener

Soap

Watch

Playing Cards

Coozie

Candle

Baconnaise

Bacon Flavored Toothpaste

Toothpick Dispenser

Shoes

Skateboard

Bacon Flavored Toothpicks

Tie

Bacon Vodka (Bakon)

USB

Belt

Band-Aids

Wallet

Floss

Envelopes

Kevin

Coffin

If you have any bacon products that we missed, send them over!
@PatHanavan

 

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