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50 Cool Gift Ideas for Under $50

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We are only days away from the one Friday that completely defines America – Black Friday. With each passing year, the corporate juggernauts like Wal-Mart and Best Buy prepare for retail warfare, opening their doors at midnight offering flat screen TV’s for less than a homeless man’s daily change intake. It’s almost at the point now where the Black Friday sales are taking over a holiday that will be soon forgotten, Thanksgiving. Black Friday has already claimed another part of the weekend with Small Business Saturday and has even grabbed up Cyber Monday. What’s next, a better deal on Taco Tuesday?

As the mindless droves of the lower and middle class prepare for their early morning retail warfare, I’ve taken the time to help create a unique shopping list full of cool gifts for the holidays. Best part, this incredible list will not put you or your family in danger and you can shop it at any time.

Here are 50 cool gifts for under $50. Doesn’t matter if it’s Christmas, birthday, anniversary or just for fun, I am sure you can find something for everyone here:

Ugly Bag – $2

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iPhone Fan – $3

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Poundtown Condom – $4

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Pet Butt Hole Cover – $5

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Yummy Taco Pocket Purse – $5

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Gun Shaped Ice Cubes – $6

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Twinblade Batman Batarang – $7

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Evil Hot Gummi Bears – $8

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Beard Koozie – $8

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Karate Chopper – $8

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Cake Table Saw – $8

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Sriracha Candy Canes – $8

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One Trip Grip – Grocery Getter – $8

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Middle Finger Key – $9

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Images You Should Not Masturbate To Book – $9

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Gun Comb – $10

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Bacon Condoms – $10

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Ryan Gosling Earrings – $12

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Handerpants – $12

Holy Bible Flask – $13

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Ham Dogger – $15

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2014 Zombie Calendar – $15

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Nic Cage Pillow – $16

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Taco Plates – $16

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Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer – $17

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711 Slurpee Machine – $20

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GoateeSaver – $20

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Bark 4 Beer – $20

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Winestein Wine Glass – $20

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Hoodie Travel Pillow – $21

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Glow In The Dark Beer Pong – $22

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Corn Dog Maker – $23

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Flying Laser Bear Wallet – $24

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Das Horn Drinking Horn – $25

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Giant Flask -$25

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Remote Control Pillow – $27

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Batman Hooded Snuggie – $28

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Thrill Murray Billy Murray Coloring Book – $30

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Golf Shot Glass Drinking Game – $30

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American Flag Pants – $34

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SpyNet Laser Trip Wire – $34

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Breaking Bad Plush Dolls – $35

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Airplane Cat House – $35

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Mr. T Tea Pot – $36

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The Simpsons Duff Beer – $40

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Pajama Warming Pouch – $40

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Candwich 24 Pack – $40

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Pancake Plate – $45

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Log’n Roll Paper Towel Dispensor – $50

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Rubber Band Machine Gun – $50

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By: Pat Hanavan

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