Author Archives: Eli Rebich

Jurassic World Trailer. The Park Is Open – “If Something chases you… Run.”

Have you been dying to see what they’ve been up to for Jurassic World? Yeah, you and everyone else too. Check out the first trailer for the movie, hot off the presses! Jurassic World – Official Trailer There we have it people. The fourth installment of the “Jurassics” is on the way. The impressive part

Who Is PPL MVR??? Brand New’s Hidden ‘HYPE’ Button, The New “I Love Bee’s”?

Viral marketing is the product of pure genius. It feeds off consumers’ most primal source of curiosity by giving a source, a lead, and the start of a trail of bread crumbs. The consumers’ curiosity turns to dedicated commitment and they follow the carefully placed bread crumbs to the final climactic conclusion. It’s an art,

Babymetal: 3 Tiny Teenage Japanese Girls. Brutal Metal Band. Total Mind Warp.

I have to give credit to Alternative Press on this. I have always wanted to write a Babymetal post, but if you know who/what Babymetal is, you might find it really hard to put into words. AP posted something posing the questing, “Why isn’t anyone really talking about Babymetal?” The question is totally legit on a

Minions The Movie FINALLY Has A Trailer. You Guessed It. It’s Hilarious!!!

This is a bold statement, but the Minions might be the funniest children’s movie animated characters that have ever been created. It truly is the little things. Minions look like the lemonheads candies with eyes, extremities, and overalls on. Their nonsensical language paired with the fact that their natural voices sound like they breathe helium

Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 Final Trailer- “If We Burn, You Burn With Us!”

The last carrot dangling has just been cast in front of us for the latest installment of The Hunger Games. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part I is continuing the theme of corrupt military-state government oppressing the little guy but the little guy wont go down without a fight. Jennifer Lawrence and the rest of the star-studded

ANOTHER Avengers 2 Trailer: “You’re All Puppets Tangled In Strings”

The Avengers are about to expand. In the next 5 years, we’re about to be gifted with 9 new Marvel Universe movies, NOT including Avengers 2: Age of Ultron, but DEFINITELY including a split 2-part movie saga titled Avengers 3: Infinity Wars. We’ll get to all of that in a little bit. Lets stick to

Hunter S. Thompson Hates Cable Companies Too. The Funniest Voicemail In Existence.

Cable companies have been under fire for years now. Comcast more than most, has been getting buried under poor customer service reviews. Just a few short months ago, a recording of an absurd Comcast customer service call hit the internet and set the world wide web ablaze with cable-provider hate stories. Ex-Comcast customer service employees

Hobbit Stars Cast By Air New Zealand For The Best Flight Safety Video On Middle Earth

By now when you think of New Zealand, you probably think of two things. Flight of the Concords and The Hobbit. If you’re not a ridiculous human being, you probably default to thinking about The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings because they’re gigantic franchises and both Tolkien trilogies were shot in New Zealand. You know who isn’t shy about

Avengers 2: Age Of Ultron – Trailer Leaks Early. Marvel Blames Hydra.

Well here we go again. The age of the internet pretty much means no more keeping secrets and Marvel’s Avengers 2: Age of Ultron is no exception. The trailer was supposed to drop next Tuesday during the newest episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. because why wouldn’t Marvel try to draw more attention to a Marvel