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12 Cool Things to Cuddle Up With!

The weather is getting super cold in the North East and you know what that means: you need cool things to cuddle up with!  Friends of mine have reported that the late-night texts for cuddling have already started, so don’t get desperate; use these ideas as back up plans for those cold winter nights!

1. BE IN A BEAR

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This bear sleeping bag is my favorite thing I saw this week! It just looks warm and don’t forget the added benefit it has: while camping, your tent site will appear to already be taken by a bear and the other bears will leave you alone. Or hump you in your sleep. Either way you will be warm!

2.  SLEEP SLEEP in a TAUNTAUN

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My friend Chris Brown (NOT THAT ONE!) is to thank for me finding out about an adult sized Tauntaun sleeping bag that is even Licensed! It’s only about 100 bucks and I think anyone that appreciates this probably needs one to sleep (alone) in.  Just kidding Chris! Don’t hit me!

3. BLOOD IS THICKER (and warmer) THAN WATER

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Is there a TV show that doesn’t involve blood these days? Dexter, murder mysteries, and vampire shows have been crazy popular and fans of any should appreciate this blood splatter pillow that makes it look like you got merked while you sleep. I might be desensitized to real crime but I can feel the warmth of this pillow through my computer.

4. GO FISH

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Most fish might be cold-blooded but you’ll be as toasty as a fishstick inside this sleeping bag! The next two are also from the same makers, and just as awesome

5. SLEEP LIKE AN EGYPTIAN

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Hey, Egypt is a warm place! Their pharaohs were kept snug in a sarcophagus when they died so you’ll be just as comfortable in one too!

6. WARM YOUR BONES

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Aside from a Tauntaun, a human’s insides would be pretty warm too! Instead of finding out by dissection, just buy this anatomical bag and believe me.

7.  UGLY NON-JUST-FOR-CHRISTMAS SWEATER 

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Not sure if creeping other people out while wearing a sweater can raise your body temperature but the sweater part seems legit. I will personally vow to wear one of these if someone gets me one for the holidays!  I also would like sweater material underpants too if anyone can find those.

8.  NORTHERN AND SOUTHERN EXPOSURE

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You found a cuddle buddy? Well, this sleeping bag for two leaves nothing to the imagination at what you and a friend are doing inside!

9. FORTRESS OF SLEEPITUDE

keyandpeele_superman_bed

If you’re not a Key & Peele fan, you don’t know what you’re missing! For one, great props and writing in “Season 3, Episode 6.”  They had a Superman themed bed that a pretty much bedridden nerd calls his personal Fortress of Solitude. The covers looked like the Man of Steel’s unitard and glowing crystals in crisscrossed shape surrounded the platform. I KNOW someone is going to recreate one of these for their own home.

10. UNDER THE SEA

clam bed

It seems like every girl on my twitter feed is obsessed with Disney Princesses, well to those that haven’t found their Prince Eric, they can dream of spooning with him in this clam shell shaped bed!

11. 360 DEGREES OF CHEESE

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A real burger should be heated to 160 degrees, but this round cheeseburger bed looks hot enough to melt cheese! I seriously want in this.

12.  HOT DOGS!

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My final pick for things to cuddle up with are doggies!!!!! If you can’t find a Victoria’s Secret model to spoon, adopt a pet locally this winter! See anything else cool on the internet I missed for my list? Tweet Me how you plan to keep warm!

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