DJesus Uncrossed

“This [rewritten history theme] begs a trilogy, it begs to have a third movie on this theme. I haven’t decided about what yet, but I wouldn’t be surprised…” – Quentin Tarantino

Quentin Tarantino obviously has the plans to create a third movie following up on Inglourious Basterds and Django Unchained. Well, the writers over at Saturday Night Live made a strong pitch for what that film could be - Djesus Uncrossed.

Djesus Uncrossed is about our good friend Jesus. After his crucificxion, Jesus returns to life, rolls away the stone in front of the tomb, and sets out on a vendetta against the Romans who crucified him. When you think about it, if anyone were to make a rewritten revenged-base story about Jesus, it would be Tarantino. What would make the movie even better is if it was in fact called Djesus Uncrossed!

Already, tons of idiots are crying about this sketch calling it the single most offensive SNL sketch ever. When I hear something like that, I really want to find that person and give them the Woodhouse treatment by making them eat a bunch of spiderwebs. Everyone crying about this sketch really needs to grow up and realize what comedy is. Comedy is comedy, meant to make people laugh. It’s why Seth Macfarlane can make jokes about cancer or ALS (even with his mother dying of cancer) or Daniel Tosh can make jokes about rape and the comedy community stands strong behind them. It’s just life.

Watch the video, let me hear your thoughts. If you have negative things to say about it, I’d love to battle on Twitter today!


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