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Fifty Shades Of Grey Movie Trailer Drops. Sex. Lots Of Sex. Lots Of Kinky Sex.

Sex. There is absolutely nothing else that comes to mind other than sex when the title, “Fifty Shades of Grey” is mentioned. Why? Because that’s what it’s all about. As the saying goes, “sex sells”. It sure does. A trilogy of books, to which the vast majority of readers of said book trilogy, readily admit are written in mediocre fashion at best- sold such an ungodly amount of copies, there was no other option… a movie must be made!!! And so one was. And here it is. Full of sex. Take whatever precautions you need to avoid charges of public indecency.

Fifty Shades Of Grey – Trailer

So I think it’s safe to say, this movie currently exists due to the booming popularity it had with the female species. That’s not to say men didn’t help it along either, but there’s a reason they were stocking huge D-cell batteries for industrial sized vibrators next to the Fifty Shades of Grey book stands.

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So there’s that. But like we already pointed out, sex sells. The typical story with how men started reading the books usually sounds a little something like this:

Well my wife/girlfriend has been reading them and one day it was right there on the coffee table. I didn’t have anything else going on so I picked it up.

And so the male species was reeled into the most popular kinky sex novels of our lifetime… maybe even in existence. What can you expect? With the porn industry so strong on the internet to the point where it’s actually the deciding factor of whether new technology lives or dies, why not give books the old college try?

So now we have, which is widely considered to be by readers and non-readers alike, the first Hollywood blockbuster porno. That’s probably a very strong statement considering the director probably didn’t shoot the particular angles that makes a porn “hardcore” status… but I’m sure the D-cell battery sales are going to spike after seeing a movie full of this.

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I’m always generally interested to hear what people have on their minds in regard to the subjects I throw up, but this one is on a whole other level. Ladies, please chime in on the comments. Did you like the trailer? Are you into the cast replacement for Grey? Are you going to need to go battery shopping today now? What scene are you looking forward to seeing most??? Seriously… I’m dying to know, so hit up the comments and I’ll see you down there.

My social media accounts may not be as steamy hot with sex, sex and more sex, like Fifty Shades of Grey, but hit me up  facebooktwitter and instagram anyway.

By: Eli Rebich

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