Ever attend a giant festival like EDC or TomorrowWorld? I personally have not but I did attend Spring Awakening last summer in Chicago and although it did not attract millions from all around the world, it did fill up Soldier’s Field. Doesn’t matter if you love the style of music or if you hate the music, all that matters is that attending one of these festivals is an insanely good time.
There are a few things I’ve noticed from my few experiences attending a show and one is that just about everyone is looking for Molly. Girls everywhere have “Where’s Molly” plastered on their butts and it has proven to be a much more effective marketing tactic than a picture of a kid on the back of a milk carton. I realize Molly is not a person but if someone you know unfortunately goes missing, post their face on the back of a hot girl’s shorts and I bet you they will turn up quick.
The second major thing I noticed, along with the first thing, was the thousands of beautiful girls wearing next to nothing. Apparently, girls no longer have to wait for Halloween as the excuse to hit the streets wearing provocative attire. Seems as if all you need is a bright set of furry boots, a bra and panties, and a lot of bright colored objects to accessorize with. Boom, just like that, you are now a certified raver.
As these festivals and DJs become more mainstream, a hipster-like mentality begins to shine through from those who have been attending these shows for years. Trust me, I get it, you really really really like EDM and you are very proud of it. Well, while I cannot say that I am a huge fan of the music, I can say that I am a huge fan of the girls who listen to it…. So yea, I will be attending more of these shows.
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By: Pat Hanavan