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Mary Jane from Spider-man is Porn Star Hot!

First and foremost, there’s a new Spider-man coming out and it’s going to be awesome. Just accept it. It’s the truth. Geeks, strap in and receive the next chapter of a Spider-Man we always deserved. The second international trailer was just released, so take whatever precautions you need to take, to make sure your explosive, gushing nerdgasm stays in check. If you’re reading this, clearly there are electronics nearby.

Here it is:

I know… I know… you love it.  Me too. I told you so.

Rumors of the additional villains turned out to be not so much of a rumor, but more like a surprise hidden behind the free-bee villain given to us, Electro (Jamie Foxx). Rhino (Paul Giamatti) and Green Goblin (rumored to be Dane DeHaan) are very much present in this movie. Just a heads up, this isn’t your comic/cartoon series-looking Rhino. This is a giant mechanized suit that has a little bit of the Obadiah Stane Iron Suit feel from the original Iron Man movie. Don’t expect to see a guy in a Rhino suit who pretty much comes off very much like Juggernaut from the X-Men comics.

Gwen Stacy (Emma Stone), is of course, the current love interest of our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man (Andrew Garfield). Have we found some subtle hints to her future in this franchise from a single on-set wardrobe shot? Draw your own conclusion.

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So there you have it. A seemingly very deliberate wardrobe choice to an insanely iconic comic book image. Which brings me to my main point… If Gwen Stacy “dies”, with The Amazing Spider-Man 3 and 4 already confirmed, rumored future Spider-Man-related villains being Venom and the Sinister Six, is Mary Jane Watson soon to get her debut into this rebooted Spider-Man franchise???

As an enthusiastic fan of anything literary, there’s only so much a person can take when it comes to a bad movie adaptation. The original Tobey Maguire Spider-Man trilogy was awful for a number of reasons, casting at the top of the list, followed very closely by writing.  The only role Tobey Maguire truly seems fit for is the brief role he played in Tropic Thunder, in the fake trailer for the movie, “Satan’s Alley”. The horrible casting list is extensive: Tobey Maguire, James Franco, Topher Grace, Thomas Haden Church, and probably the worst one of all… Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane Watson.

If you dare to ask, “Why was Kirsten Dunst such a bad choice?” try this on for size…

MARY JANE WAS, IS, AND ALWAYS SHOULD/WILL BE PORN STAR HOT!!!  

Behold…

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Get the drift yet?  That’s 25 steamrolling reasons why the monstrosity below is dead wrong!

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‘Nuff said.

**drops mic***

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