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New Fifty Shades Of Grey Trailer- Unleash The Freak… But Keep The Leash Handy.

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Fifty Shades of Grey is the first publicly acceptable porno ever. Apparently all you need to do to break that barrier is write some books about it using at best, a tenuous grasp of the English language and plot structure. Take whatever measures you need to, but it’s time for some more steamy Fifty Shades action.

2nd Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer

If you haven’t seen the first Fifty Shades trailer, lets slow this train down a little bit before we start hitting the ground running.

Fifty Shades Of Grey Movie Trailer Drops. Sex. Lots Of Sex. Lots Of Kinky Sex.

Ok… so there you have it. If this is a first for you laying your eyes on the Fifty Shades footage, you just had yourself a steamy little morning.

If you’ve ever watched the animated comedy TV series, South Park, you might remember the “Bro Down” episode which was largely about the how obsessed the female population is with the musical, Wicked. That aspect of the plot is compounded with the idea if you take your wife or girlfriend to ANY musical, via the subtext of the musical, it’s a surefire, full-proof way to get “lucky” that night. Well, based on the concept of that episode, I have a theory…

The Fifty Shades of Grey movie is the real life embodiment of the South Park “Bro Down episode.

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You can argue my theory all you want, but considering the readership and the explosive interest in the movie adaptation (no pun intended), it’s not really that big of a stretch of the imagination. Either way, it would probably serve as a decent attempt to try to springboard some heat back into a lukewarm bedroom. You can kind of equate it to the philosophy of playing the lottery: If you don’t play, you can’t win. So fellas, whether my theory is right or not, you’ll never know until you take your lady/partner/mistress/significant other and find out for yourself.

So what are your thoughts on what you’ve seen of the Fifty Shades of Grey porn, err… movie, so far? Hit up the comments and I’ll see you down there.

My  facebooktwitter and instagram accounts are not kinky bondage sex content feeds. I’m just giving full disclosure up front on that. If you’re down with that, come hang with me on the internets.

By: Eli Rebich

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