If you’re political in the slightest, you know people are throwing around “global warming” and “climate change” buzzwords like they’re peanuts at a circus. While everyone neglects to remember the world was once covered in ice and it currently and quite obviously is not, there’s probably little explanation needed beyond saying, “natural change happens”. But while everyone is trying to go to great lengths to disprove “the other side” and be the smartest of the dumb people, I’d like to see them explain a Sharknado.
Sharknado 2 has arrived people!!! It’s a whirlwind of dorsal fins, thousands of rows of razor sharp teeth, and prehistoric fish… again. As if just one Sharknado wasn’t enough, SyFy brings us a second nado-del-shark because you might as well strike while the iron is hot and the drop in a line when the sharks are biting. CHECK IT OUT!!!
Sharknado 2: “The Second One”
BOOM!!! Even the Sharknados are tougher in New York!!! Moving into a quick tangent, I would love to know how many times NYC has been destroyed in movies. But to get back on track, in about as few words as necessary, Sharknado is back. You can guess it wont be quite as popular now that people who didn’t know what SyFy Channel movies were all about, know what they’re all about. But the first churned out a ton of hype and the name was tossed out as a big time selling point for a while. Case in point, Sports Illustrated:
Since the world could never have enough of 90210 star, Ian Ziering and the human train-wreck of Big Lebowski fame, Tara Reid; they’re back in the saddle for Sharknado 2. Now that we’re in New York, clearly there needs to be some other additional, very loud personality… why not Vivica A. Fox??? Of course Vivica A. Fox needs to be in Sharknado 2. It was written in the stars.
So what are we in store for? I can assure you three things: sharks flying in a violently spinning dust cloud, C or D level CGI, and an absolutely terrible script. Beyond that, you got yourself a movie so over the top, it has no choice but to be a cult favorite in some way. I mean come on, people. It’s raining sharks! Hallelujah, it’s raining sharks!!!
As if that wasn’t enough, lets consider means of protection. Think about NYC first-responders. You know who we really need to keep us safe? You know who absolutely embodies the concept of strength and heroism? Andy Dick
If there was ever a time that I was dying to know what you have rattling around your brain concerning a ridiculous movie, that time is now and it’s about Sharknado 2. Hit up the comments and blow it up with all kinds of crazy.
By: Eli Rebich