I can’t be the only one who’s ever wondered how dinosaurs got it on. I’ve seen a picture here and there (thoughtfully left on my Facebook wall by friends) of a hilarious position or two but really got interested in the topic of T-Rex sex after seeing more pictures on Twitter.
Tyrannosaurus Rex? More like Tyrannosaurus SEX! For some reason, I feel that not everyone has Paleontologist Twitter friends like I do. I don’t want anyone to feel left out, so I searched for a lot more pictures of dinosaurs getting down to share with you.
Who would ever google Dinosaur Doggie Style? This girl right here. Man, am I going to have clear out my search history after this goes up!
It’s so funny because dinosaurs were so huge and most had tails that would totally seem to get in the way of, uh, other parts. But if you didn’t know, new scientific evidence has shown that most dinosaurs like stegosaurus and others actually held their tails straight out and didn’t drag them on the ground. So, while they may have had a hard time raising a tail from the ground to way up in the air, going from half mast to just high enough to be out-of-the-way would have been more do-able. Hah! Dinosaur sex pun: Do-able!
Well if you are still reading, just imagine the noises these huge creatures would have made during the act! I once heard squirrels mating in my attic crawl space and it was just awful. I am actually glad that dinosaurs aren’t alive and sexing up my neighborhood like these pictures show:
For a meteoric, or other reason, we know that the dinosaurs died out. Hopefully it wasn’t due to lack of sex. If you want to talk about more T-Rex Sex, please comment below or Tweet me!