Uh Oh Camel Toe!

You know, I didn’t want to have to write this post. Unfortunately, the fashion faux pas known as Camel Toe is so rampant, that someone has to step up and address the issue. Since last week I wrote about Yoga Pants, and Camel Toe is often caused by such wonderful pants, it is my due diligence to warn you all about what can happen when Yoga Pants go wrong.

First, what is Camel Toe? To put it delicately, it is when (I’m going to speak for females here) the material of your pants/bottoms get stuck up in your crotch. A front wedgie if you will. Call me old fashioned, but it I find that being able to see all of the crevices of your groin out in public is offensive. Plus, it’s not as innocent as a nip slip; Camel Toes lasts and lasts and just like a train wreck, keeps pulling your eyes back to the graphic scene. You can’t look away!

Camel Toe CAN be prevented with proper undergarments. Yes it is more comfortable to go “Commando” when wearing yoga pants/leggings, but you are walking a thin line, a single layer of  fabric is all that you are trusting to keep your pants out of the San Andreas Fault that is your vagina. Oh yes, I said it.  And in 2012, pants makers still put a seam straight down the crotch. That annoys me beyond belief. How has a better way to sew seams not been invented? Well at least someone has been brainstorming solutions; did you know you can now buy an Anti-Camel Toe Device? Like a pad, but more solid and re-useable, the Smooth Groove is designed to let you wear your Yoga Pants with no fear!  With Valentine’s Day around the corner, I recommend the Smooth Groove as the IT gift of the year. What better way to say “Please show your Va Jay Jay to me, not the whole world.” than with the Smooth Groove.

See below for the amazing BEFORE and AFTER pics!

Besides an eye sore, Camel Toe can also affect your work performance. As a Promotional Model, you will usually have a top or outfit on with the company/brand logo. THAT is where you want the consumer’s attention to be. Not on your Camel Toe. If I can tell that you have Camel Toe, piercings, or Vajazzling THROUGH your pants, please rectify the situation immediately.  Please wear proper undergarments, buy the Smooth Groove, or at least wear longer tops with your leggings/Yoga Pants/shorts so that you won’t ever have to worry about giggles and stares at your crotch crevasse. You’re welcome.

What are your thoughts on Camel Toe? Let me know: @Cliqueasaurus

Promotional Model Manager for Premier Innovations Group & Linguist with a B.A. from the University of Pittsburgh. Loves Dinosaurs and Puppies. @CliqueAsaurus

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5 Comments

  1. Poule said:

    I think girls who allow that to happen, do it on purpose, it never happens to me, never, or I immediatly change.
    Make a choice lol

  2. I love it said:

    I think it’s great when women show off there camel toe.. it gives you something to wank over and it encourages other women into it because it’s so damn sexy

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