Here it is, people. It’s finally time. The heroes in a half-shell are gracing the silver screen once again thanks to the man who brought us the epileptic seizure inducing, Transformers franchise, Micheal Bay. This time, I’m not even slightly let down by the direction this movie looks to be taking. At last, we get to see our band of reptilian brothers in action with their first, brand spanking new, live-action trailer. Check it out.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
I would very much appreciate every single one of you thanking me down in the comments for making sure you saw that trailer. Back to what truly matters…
THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ARE BACK BABY!!!
I have to say, kudos to all of the die hard Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fans because you all saved this movie. Michael Bay had originally intended to make the Turtles aliens from outer-space or another dimension instead of sticking to the story-line that wasn’t broken and needed no fixing; ordinary reptiles turned humanoid-mutants via being doused in mutagen. A very enthusiastic round of applause to all of you out there who stepped up and voiced your outrage. Granted we don’t know all the details yet, but there’s a lot of familiar things happening here.
Take April O’Neil for instance, played by the very sexy Megan Fox. The yellow jacket is exactly what I want to see her wearing after being brought up seeing her in that awesome yellow action-news jumpsuit. There’s no saying if she’s actually a reporter or not, but the way she’s trying to film the mysterious butt-kicking taking place in the subway is pretty reporter of her. There’s two more pieces of TMNT familiarity in that last sentence; things taking place in a subterranean setting and mysterious butt-kickings can only mean the Turtles are still practicing the art of invisibility. Hell yeah. Oh yeah… and let’s not leave out…
The Shredder. Man… what else do you want??? I haven’t really been super into the Transformers since the franchise came to be. It just isn’t hitting the mark for me yet. But as of right now, Michael Bay… you have my attention, sir.
So here’s the deal… please hit up the comments section below and tell me how much you love this so I don’t have to consider you all crazy psychopaths in need of commitment. Please and thank you and also, you’re welcome.
By: Eli Rebich